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Friday 03 July 2020

Yet Another Bleedin' Day

Today's Capital City: Antananarivo (Madagascar)

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

BRECKLES, n.

A disease of artificial plants.

The Devil's Dictionary

HUMANITY, n.

The human race, collectively, exclusive of the anthropoid poets.

Roger's Profanisaurus

GET ONE'S SOVEREIGNS ON, v.

Whilst preparing for a pagga, to adorn one's hands with cheap clink, thereby creating a budget knuckle duster effect.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

Rats can survive up to 14 days without any food

Poem Of The Day

My Nose

The only bad thing with my nose
Is the rate at which it goes
If only like pinnochio
I had a nose that liked to grow
Although to you it mightlook fine
Each time i sniff another line
It just seems to dissolve some more
I wish i wasnt quite so poor
Then i could get some surgery
This really is getting to me
Maybe if i had some class
I'd hire someone to blow it up my ass

- Rachel

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