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Stuff Today - Issue 8005

Monday 27 June 2022

BONK HOLIDAY - Brothels closed in England and Wales

Today's Capital City: Ouagadougou (Burkina Faso)

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

TOOTING BEC, n.

A car behind which one draws up at the traffic lights and hoots at when the lights go green before realising that the car is parked and there is no one inside.

The Devil's Dictionary

BOUNDARY, n.

In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.

Roger's Profanisaurus

MEAT AND TWO VAG, n.

A threesome involving two ladies and a smiling man who keeps pinching himself.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

Hockey pucks were originally made from frozen cow dung

Poem Of The Day

A Noiseless Patient Spider

A NOISELESS, patient spider,
I mark'd, where, on a little promontory, it stood, isolated;
Mark'd how, to explore the vacant, vast surrounding,
It launch'd forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself;
Ever unreeling them-ever tirelessly speeding them.

And you, O my Soul, where you stand,
Surrounded, surrounded, in measureless oceans of space,
Ceaselessly musing, venturing, throwing,-seeking the spheres, to
        connect them;
Till the bridge you will need, be form'd-till the ductile anchor
        hold;
Till the gossamer thread you fling, catch somewhere, O my Soul.

- Walt Whitman (1819 - 1892)

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