Stuff Today - Issue 7723
Saturday 18 September 2021
ANNIVERSARY: - John Prescott survives third abortion attempt (1938).
NAZEING, participial vb.The rather unconvincing noises of pretended interest which an adult has to make when brought a small dull object for admiration by a child.
RESPLENDENT, adj.Like a simple American citizen beduking himself in his lodge, or affirming his consequence in the Scheme of Things as an elemental unit of a parade.
LOAD OF OLD SHOES FALLING OUT A LOFT, like aDescriptive of a heavy bout of loose, lively diarrhoea. A flock of pigeons.
Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
Oh dearie me, oh dearie me,
I don't mean to be blunt,
But I've got V.D. infection
And it's eating out my cunt.
My fanny once was pretty,
Quite trim and not that smelly,
But now it smells like rotting flesh
And looks like a pig farmer's welly.
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