Stuff Today - Issue 8098
Wednesday 28 September 2022
World Rabies Day
ABERBEEG, v.Of amateur actors, to adopt a Mexican accent when called upon to play any variety of foreigner (except Pakistanis - for whom a Welsh accent is considered sufficient).
DENTIST, n.A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
BOWL MOLE, n.A small Cindy Crawford-style beauty spot on the side of the lavatory pan that resists all attempts at removal by brush, piss, etc.
Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
Prenton, where it really happened
If you know what I mean.
A place where I'd have liked to be
But seldom there was seen.
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