Stuff Today - Issue 8005
Monday 27 June 2022
BONK HOLIDAY - Brothels closed in England and Wales
TOOTING BEC, n.A car behind which one draws up at the traffic lights and hoots at when the lights go green before realising that the car is parked and there is no one inside.
BOUNDARY, n.In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.
MEAT AND TWO VAG, n.A threesome involving two ladies and a smiling man who keeps pinching himself.
Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
A NOISELESS, patient spider,
I mark'd, where, on a little promontory, it stood, isolated;
Mark'd how, to explore the vacant, vast surrounding,
It launch'd forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself;
Ever unreeling them-ever tirelessly speeding them.
And you, O my Soul, where you stand,
Surrounded, surrounded, in measureless oceans of space,
Ceaselessly musing, venturing, throwing,-seeking the spheres, to
Till the bridge you will need, be form'd-till the ductile anchor
Till the gossamer thread you fling, catch somewhere, O my Soul.
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