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Tuesday 25 January 2022

Today's Cryptid: Yeti

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

RUNCORN, n.

A peeble (q.v.) which is larger than a belper (q.v.)

The Devil's Dictionary

VIRTUES, n.pl.

Certain abstentions.

Roger's Profanisaurus

HEAD IN ONE'S TOP POCKET, to have

To be so copiously-refreshed that one's head cannot balance on one's neck any more and seems to be falling into the top pocket of one's shirt. An extreme form of nodding.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

Only female mosquitoes bite humans. Male mosquitoes live on natural liquids from plants and other resources

Poem Of The Day

A Silly Poem

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

- Spike Milligan (1918 - 2002)

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