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Saturday 18 September 2021

ANNIVERSARY: - John Prescott survives third abortion attempt (1938).

Today's Great Lake: Michigan

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

NAZEING, participial vb.

The rather unconvincing noises of pretended interest which an adult has to make when brought a small dull object for admiration by a child.

The Devil's Dictionary

RESPLENDENT, adj.

Like a simple American citizen beduking himself in his lodge, or affirming his consequence in the Scheme of Things as an elemental unit of a parade.

The Knights of Dominion were so resplendent in their velvet-
and-gold that their masters would hardly have known them.
"Chronicles of the Classes"

Roger's Profanisaurus

LOAD OF OLD SHOES FALLING OUT A LOFT, like a

Descriptive of a heavy bout of loose, lively diarrhoea. A flock of pigeons.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

The average American drinks 400 glasses of milk in a year

Poem Of The Day

S.T.D.

Oh dearie me, oh dearie me,
I don't mean to be blunt,
But I've got V.D. infection
And it's eating out my cunt.

My fanny once was pretty,
Quite trim and not that smelly,
But now it smells like rotting flesh
And looks like a pig farmer's welly.

- Kate Rancid (b. 1973)

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