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Wednesday 28 September 2022

World Rabies Day - visit: rabiesalliance.org/world-rabies-day

Today's Noble Gas: Krypton

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

ABERBEEG, v.

Of amateur actors, to adopt a Mexican accent when called upon to play any variety of foreigner (except Pakistanis - for whom a Welsh accent is considered sufficient).

The Devil's Dictionary

DENTIST, n.

A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

Roger's Profanisaurus

BOWL MOLE, n.

A small Cindy Crawford-style beauty spot on the side of the lavatory pan that resists all attempts at removal by brush, piss, etc.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

There are only four words in the English language which end in

Poem Of The Day

Prenton

Prenton, where it really happened
If you know what I mean.
A place where I'd have liked to be
But seldom there was seen.

- Ian W Halliday (b. 1961)

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