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Zen Joel

Zen Joel

A Poem About A Stapler

My stapler sticks things together
It's clever
Whatever the weather
It doesn't rust
It isn't bust
With a single thrust
It's stuck.

My stapler binds my letter
My letter looks much better
With a single fearsome umph!
That's shaped like the Arc de Triomphe
Binds neatly and so sweetly
Professional and aloof
Joined by metal tooth
A little robot's hoof.

My stapler says 'niceday'
As in see ya later
My stapler looks like a crocodile
With a smile

Zen Joel (b. 1970)