Stuff Today - Issue 6781
Tuesday 19 February 2019
MISOOL, n.A mixture of toothpaste and saliva in a wash-basin.
SCARABEE, n.The same as scarabaeus.
SHOT FROM THE STARTER'S GUN, euph.A cock up the arse. See jockey's starting position.
Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
Poem Of The Day
Down the stream the swans all glide;
It's quite the cheapest way to ride.
Their legs get wet,
Their tummies wetter:
I think after all
The bus is better
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