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Stuff Today - Issue 6781

Tuesday 19 February 2019

Today's London Underground Station: Highbury And Islington

The Deeper Meaning Of Liff

MISOOL, n.

A mixture of toothpaste and saliva in a wash-basin.

The Devil's Dictionary

SCARABEE, n.

The same as scarabaeus.

He fell by his own hand
Beneath the great oak tree.
He'd traveled in a foreign land.
He tried to make her understand
The dance that's called the Saraband,
But he called it Scarabee.
He had called it so through an afternoon,
And she, the light of his harem if so might be,
Had smiled and said naught. O the body was fair to see,
All frosted there in the shine o' the moon --
Dead for a Scarabee
And a recollection that came too late.
O Fate!
They buried him where he lay,
He sleeps awaiting the Day,
In state,
And two Possible Puns, moon-eyed and wan,
Gloom over the grave and then move on.
Dead for a Scarabee!
Fernando Tapple

Roger's Profanisaurus

SHOT FROM THE STARTER'S GUN, euph.

A cock up the arse. See jockey's starting position.

Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact

There is a doggy disco held in Italy every year where owners can dance with their dogs

Poem Of The Day

Down The Stream The Swans All Glide

Down the stream the swans all glide;
It's quite the cheapest way to ride.
Their legs get wet,
Their tummies wetter:
I think after all
The bus is better

- Spike Milligan (1918 - 2002)

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